Believe it or not, I do have a wonderful day job. As part of a stress test for a component I was creating, I needed to find a big, ugly piece of text data to throw at it. “Of course!” I thought, “Let me harness the internets!” AKA Google to the rescue.
I found this.
You will be amazed.
Do not attempt with a wireless phone connection.
We tried to pay the Cr0ak for helping out around the house. He said every dime would go towards buying us obnoxious things. We called his bluff. He wasn’t bluffing. See the gifts after the cut.
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So, I asked the Cr0ak to make me a site banner last night. Reluctantly, he agreed. I still owe him a GUI to edit JA2 character profiles (I’ve been slacking) so he asked me to find an image for him to rasterbate.
WTF is rasterbate, I thought. To be honest, my mind slipped into some crudeness. So I google’d it and this is what I got. [Links and Images after the cut] Continue Reading »